grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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