i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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