One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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