soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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