I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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