Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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