You're completely useless in the revolution.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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