You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
where does the pee come out of this thing
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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