rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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