Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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