And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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