so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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