I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Vodka?
Forever.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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