I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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