I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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