I need help removing her.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
