You work out of a Hotel?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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