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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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