SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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