i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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