Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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