Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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