jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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