i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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