so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
