its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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