i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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