CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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