physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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