my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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