"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
