you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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