Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The uberlube is also flammable
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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