I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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