I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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