Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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