No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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