Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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