We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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