sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Where did you get a picture of my penis
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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