She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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