How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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