Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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