Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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