At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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