i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize