wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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