i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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