Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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