if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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