how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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