4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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