You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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