I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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