I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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