and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My liver just had a heart attack.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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