Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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